Toujours Jeune~

"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." by Soren Kierkegaard

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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n-e-v-e-r-r-e-g-r-e-t:

flameddevil:

this gotta be the best comment in a youtube video ever. 

someone give this person a medal omg 

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skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

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me:my arm hurts
mom:it's the computer
me:my eyes hurt
mom:it's the computer
me:i have a nosebleed
mom:it's the computer
me:i have a fever
mom:are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me:im pregnant
mom:it's the computer
me:i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom:the computer pushed you didnt it

pilosopogyno:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

xombiedirge:

The Goonies by James Flames / Tumblr

24” X 36” screen print, numbered edition of 250 and variant edition of 125. Available Thursday, July 3rd 2014, via Mondo's random twitter announcement  HERE

(Source: t.e2ma.net)

ihopeshesabeautifullittlefool:

don’t lie, the truffle shuffle made you smile

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